YUP. IT’S NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE. NOBODY HAS EVER THOUGHT TO DO THIS. WE ARE THE FIRST.
FELLOW TITANS OF INDUSTRY THOUGHT I WAS CRAZY TO DESIGN SOMETHING SO POWERFUL, YET I SAY “GO WHERE NO ONE HAS GONE BEFORE”.
HAVE FUN GETTING ASKED “Like the actor?” EVERY TIME YOU’RE PICKING UP A 6 PACK OF DELICIOUS PABST BLUE RIBBON AT THE COMBO MCDONALDS / SUBWAY EXXON IN THIS PREMIUM SHIRT, THE APEX OF MODERN FASHION. PREMIUM FIT AND COMFORTABILITY, THIS SHIRT WILL DISMANTLE EVERYTHING YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW ABOUT BEING A SIGMA HOG CODED CRANKER AND SHOW YOU JUST HOW HARD YOU CAN ACTUALLY CRANK IT OFF THE BONE.
100% cotton t-shirt in natural, black, or navy
| Size |
Body Length (in) |
Chest Width (in) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
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